I Was Promised Tea

In love with all things beautiful.

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:

Raw nuts/seeds.

Oily/Fatty Snacks:

Kale, leafy greens.

Soda/Carbonated Drinks:

Actual, literal bubbles.

Chips/Salty Food:

Topsoil.

Cookies:

Freudian psychology.

Sweet Tea:

A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

Pasta/Carbs:

Pasta/Carbs.

Ice:

The sweet release of death.

soloexistezuul:

monkeysaysficus:

This is rude

please tag your porn

(Source: maleficent-z, via loveloveloath)

riddlerose:

petticoatruler:

goddessofcheese:

bilesandthesourwolf:

aeturnal:

andydevily:

alababwa:

savyleartist:

trailofdesire:

notmissmarple:

dorkery:

dendropsyche:

Like, I knew shepherding was a boring job

but these guys really had nothing better to do

Oh my god

this is the BEST THING

I HAVE SEEN

ALL MONTH

Could not hit reblog fast enough.

you are SHITTING ME

ARE YOU FOR REAL

YELLING AT MY COMPUTER

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH HOW IS THIS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

THERE IS NOTHING I DO NOT LOVE ABOUT THIS

GET THE FUCK OUT

still my favorite thing in existence

Oh my god

My favourite sheep-related thing on the internet

(Source: extremetanning)

l0veeelikethis:


Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014


😍😍😍

l0veeelikethis:

Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

😍😍😍

(Source: gam-ora, via breastnuggets)

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

I support thick wallets

(via loveloveloath)

chryswatchesgot:

Chrys Watches GoT [x]

(via loveloveloath)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: razzadoops, via olitwist)

lissymac37:

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

(Source: youtube.com, via ellaphoa)

fullcravings:

Chocolate and Peanut Butter Lover’s Brownies